This is one of the best ideas I’ve ever heard.

faintheartednot:

thewinchesterswagger:

davestridersdirtydreams:

they should invent

a treadmill

with a laptop built in

and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn’t work

like you had to be walking on it, you can’t just trick it and stand on the sides

i would lose so much weight

and like if you wanted to download something you had to run

and the faster you ran, the faster it downloaded

I’d be the skinniest bitch in this world.

blogsecret:

I love you. I’d love you if you were broke. I’d love you if you got fat. I’d love you if you went bald. I’d love you if you started to smell bad. I’d love you if you got broke AND fat and bald and smelled bad. I’d love you if you got a sex change. I’d love you if you took a lot of drugs. I’d love you if you became mentally ill. I’d love you if you were an amputee.